Sophie Kipner

How Tim Became a Pimp

There once was a man named Jim, whose best friend was a hunky man named Tim. Tim got all the ladies which made Jim get mad, so he punched Tim in the face, stole his T and became Tim. Robbed now of his T, the old Tim (now named Im), returned home quite sad until he, quite cleverly, punched a Paulette at the supermarket and stole her and her twin sister Patricia’s P. Putting their stolen letters before and after him, the original Tim, now named Im, became a PimP, and he was happy as could be.